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Obama Looks Like He Should Be Parking My Car Quotes & Sayings
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The three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
Robert M Hutchins
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Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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Hope and Change had a powerful appeal. But tonight Id ask a simple question: If you felt that excitement when you voted for Barack Obama, shouldnt you feel that way now that hes President Obama? You know theres something wrong with the kind of job hes done as president when the best feeling you had was the day you voted for him.
Mitt Romney
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Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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Hey angry people, cheer up. It can always be worse. So no need to get pissed at me for taking a few extra seconds to leave a parking spot.
Unknown
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So we parking lot pi.p, hit the diner for some grub. The squad type thick you know I'm rolling with the thugs.
Jim Jones
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
Clark Kerr
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We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
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I say I'm ridin, I'm swervin, barely missing the curb. I got this bad bi... and she twerkin, hit the parking lot and we murk this shit.
TI
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Mannnn I got a fruit loop Chevy, follow me on 24's, lucky charm Cutlass, green diamonds purple hearts hoe, James Bond's car, Drizzle is a po..star, the Spring we was green, summer Cutlass is a orange car.
Young Dro
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I was a broke student whose car broke down every day who could barely afford to eat and was trying to make money for tuition and, therefore, was doing the odd commercial here and there. So, now I just try very hard to keep my feet planted on the ground. I keep reminding myself that any day now I could go back to that broken-down car and my university life.
Evangeline Lilly
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Procedures outside the stadiums and in the parking areas still need to be optimized, for example so that emergency medical services can leave the grounds on their way to the hospital faster.
Otto Schily
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I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
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go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." watching them is priceless
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Dear short people, how do you pay the toll, insert parking ticket and enjoy concerts? I feel bad for you guys.
Unknown
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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
Bill Vaughan
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Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.
The Hangover
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Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven.
Edward De Bono
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