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Pregnancy Maternity Quotes & Sayings
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
Unknown
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.
Ann Romney
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I used to forget that I was an Indian woman. I would even forget that I was a woman. I don't think of myself as bringing to the table a lot of 'women's issues.' I don't feel the need to write about maternity. I grew up thinking that the talented people in comedy were hard-joke writers.
Mindy Kaling
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Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly!
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.
Honore De Balzac
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When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.
Charisma Carpenter
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Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts.
Natasha Hamilton
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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After the first miscarriage, I tried to take the attitude that it was my body's way of telling me that this pregnancy wasn't meant to be.
Christie Brinkley
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.
Madonna
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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Bye baby, I guess you know why I had to leave. Seven months in your pregnancy, bout to have my seed.
Nas
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A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn't such a big fan.
Marion Jones
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I'm scared to have children because I can't imagine creating something more needy than myself.
Unknown
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Most men don't become fathers until they baby is born while women have a mothers instinct during pregnancy.
Unknown
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The evidence does not support abstinence-only interventions as the best way to keep young people from unintended pregnancy.
Jonathan Klein
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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
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