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Rodney Harris Quotes & Sayings
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I didn't have the base I needed to win the election.
Rodney Alexander
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When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Nothing has changed in our country, so I am still feeling that same pain and anger.
Rodney King
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I get these headaches...When I sniff, my sinuses start burning.
Rodney King
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My wife wants s.. in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney Dangerfield
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For their discoveries concerning the chemical structure of antibodies.
Rodney Robert Porter
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My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
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One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I met Rodney when I first moved to LA, so I'd say 20 years. He's the eternal teenager.
Kathy Valentine
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
Rodney Dangerfield
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You don't need to threaten the city to get your point across. That's the way I felt. That's not the way I was raised.
Rodney King
1 Likes
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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