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Rude 40th Birthday Joke Joke Quotes & Sayings
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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I'd wish you a happy birthday but I can't tell if Facebook is making an April Fool's joke.
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Seneca
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
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40 is just a fancy word for old timer...
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40s not oldin dog years!!!
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Forty isnt old, if youre a tree.
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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
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40Too young for medicare, too old for men to care
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40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore.
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