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Rusty Carlin Quotes & Sayings
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
George Carlin
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If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work
George Carlin
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Where's the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
Paul Haggis
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
George Carlin
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
George Carlin
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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons
George Carlin
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball
George Carlin
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
George Carlin
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
George Carlin
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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is because Im the only one whose answers I accept.
George Carlin
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin
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Wheeled in on a cart, lying dormant not dead, Hospital of immortality, butcher their patients bloody red, Taken to a dark room, fear of impending doom, The doctor straps you down, with an evil grin, Grabs his rusty blade, ripping through flesh and vein, He tortures his patients through evil means.
Young Dro
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
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