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Rusty Carlin Quotes & Sayings
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
George Carlin
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If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.
George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
George Carlin
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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Deadbeat dads are like a plague on society and all should be neutered with a rusty breadknife.
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I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
George Carlin
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
George Carlin
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
George Carlin
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
George Carlin
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
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