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Sarcastic Morning Quotes & Sayings
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Good morning, give someone you love a hug and tell them you love them because they might just need it this morning. Happy Friday.
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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
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I hate it when I don't forward chain messages and I die the next day.
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I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
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I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Have a nice life ahh who am I kidding, I hope you get hit by a moving truck.
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Were you dropped on your headwhen you were younger? Yeah, in a pool of s..y.
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If you woke up this morning God has given you another chance to chase after your goals and dreams.
Sonya Parker
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As I open my eyes to the warmth of the morning sun, my day starts thinking of you, As I close my eyes to the darkness of the night, my day ends thinking of you.
Nishan Panwar
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Success woke me up, Motivation made me breakfast, Destiny gave me my agenda and the Lord gave me his blessings.
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
Jean Baudrillard
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I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away.
Joaquin Phoenix
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I always hear people say that only God can judge them, but I guess its because they have never been to court.
Paballo Nhambiri
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I must have missed school the day we learned about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire slayer...
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Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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Do you know what the past day symbolized? It symbolized a lesson, a lesson that was taught and was left to you to learn or leave and let go. Do you know what today represents? It is an opportunity to use the lesson learnt the last day and to move forward towards your goal and your aims. Good Morning and have a wonderful day.
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Beautiful Tomorrow Never Comes, When It Comes It's Already Today! In Hunt Of Beautiful Tomorrow, Lets Not Waste The Wonderful Today. Good Morning!
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If a red head guy works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?
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Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
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