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Sarcastic Surgery Quotes & Sayings
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Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done.
Mila Kunis
6 Likes
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I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery.
Merle Haggard
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I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that.
Scarlett Johansson
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I'm totally not against plastic surgery. I've tried Botox before. That's the only thing that I've done.
Kim Kardashian
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I am being accused of all this plastic surgery, which is absolutely not true.
Nicolette Sheridan
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I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
James H Boren
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I have a new found respect for women who have been through breast cancer and this surgery.
Giuliana Rancic
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Both my parents were doctors, and my mother had her surgery in the house. There were six children.
Diane Cilento
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She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.
Julie Andrews
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Cut the top off the Jag, call it open brain surgery.
Young Dro
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How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan
Desperate Housewives
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett
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I thought my nose was too prominent so I had this corrected via plastic surgery in 1959.
Marie Windsor
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They say I'm nothing currently but my ni...s in the cut like surgery and all my breakfast, lunch and dinners get served to me.
Wiz Khalifa
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How you ni...s want it, have it your way, Burger King. I get deep in that pu..., dig her out, surgery.
Lil Wayne
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Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery.
G B Trudeau
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On the red carpet, I saw all these great stories, and I also got to see the plastic surgery up close.
Steven Cojocaru
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My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
Melissa McCarthy
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Young kids are doing the same thing I did, but they're doing it differently. They don't do brain surgery the way they used to do it either.
Tom T Hall
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Oh, gosh, okay... well, my biggest injury was probably a bone chip in my ankle that required surgery.
Trish Stratus
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