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Sata Claus Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm just saying, don't think that there isn't a proverbial "Santa Claus" now.
Bobby Ray
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A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.
Herbert Hoover
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My verses stand gawping a bit. I never get used to this. They've lived here long enough.
Hugo Claus
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Education cost money, but then so does ignorance.
Claus Moser
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
Rickie Lee Jones
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Are not we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? The birth of Santa Claus.
Unknown
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally
Charlie Brown Christmas
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I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
James Caan
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He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.
Craig Jones
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Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun!
Hayden Christensen
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory
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We took this challenge before our Lord and our conscience, and it must be done, because this man, Hitler, he is the ultimate evil.
Claus Von Stauffenberg
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In spring they lie flat at the first warmth, they ruin my summer and in autumn they smell of women.
Hugo Claus
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
Mrs Paul M Ell
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Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pi.p. bi... better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, motherfu..er!
Santa Claus
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright
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