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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
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My teacher told us essays are like skirts....Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting.
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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Life's too short for chess.
Henry James Byron
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Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.
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