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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters
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Always Remember Life if short, Live it. Love is rare, Grab it. Anger is bad, Let go of it. Fear plays with your mind, Face it. Memories are sweet, Cherish them.
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Did you know that the heart has no pain receptors? So the next time someone breaks you heart, move on. Your pain is just an illusion, a temporary psychological disturbance that you have to overcome. In short, it's all in the mind.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett
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Analyze before you finalize in short; connect your mouth to the brain before you talk.
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True Christians are made to be slaves, and they know it and do not mind; this short life counts for too little in their eyes
Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
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I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
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