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Short Height Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
Kirby Puckett
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I don't believe that you can be too short as a quarterback. It's not about height.
Drew Brees
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The one noticeable similarity with almost all serial killer victims is their short height and low weight.
Pat Brown
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
Paballo Nhambiri
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I don't know why, but everybody thinks that I'm short. When they see me for the first time, women are always surprised to be obliged to raise their head. - on her height.
Mariah Carey
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That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in another.
Adlai E Stevenson
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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Senator Douglas was very small, not over four and a half feet height, and there was a noticeable disproportion between the long trunk of his body and his short legs. His chest was broad and indicated great strength of lungs.
Henry Villard
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I'm positive I lost an electron, I better keep an ion that.
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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