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Simpson Homer Quotes & Sayings
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The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Aldous Huxley
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I sound like Homer. I mean Winslow Homer.
Charles Olson
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When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
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Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?
Matt Groening
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When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children run wild and free".
Homer Simpson
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One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
Dan Castellaneta
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!
Jessica Simpson
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I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.
Bill Maher
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How vain, without the merit, is the name.
Homer
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It is not good to have a rule of many.
Homer
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Nothing shall I, while sane, compare with a friend.
Homer
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All men have need of the gods.
Homer
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It is not good to have a rule of many.
Homer
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The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.
Homer
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Hunger is insolent, and will be fed.
Homer
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Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this.
Homer
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True friends appear less moved than counterfeit.
Homer
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Two friends, two bodies with one soul inspired.
Homer
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You will see, in the future I will live by my watercolors.
Winslow Homer
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