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Sleep Early Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night!
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
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Who has the fame to be an early riser may sleep till noon.
James Howell
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You know what's the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
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Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
Betty White
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It dont matter how early I go to sleep, Ima always be tired waking up in the morning for school.
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I like food and sleep. So if I give you my food, or text you late at night, you are special to me.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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No matter how early I wake up for class, I always have to rush to make it there on time.
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I get done whatever I get done and then I breathe a sigh of relief and I go to sleep and I wake up and start my morning bright and early with a big old smile.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Sleep is intimately related to health and well being. Sleep well, live well. Don't cheat sleep with caffeine!
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I wake up early in the morning. You go to sleep late at night. I kinda front like I don't want to. Inside I'm losing my mind.
Mike Posner
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I LOVE SLEEPING but I never want to go to bed early.
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My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.'
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My first two books are out of print and, okay, they can sleep there comfortably. It's early work, derivative work.
Mary Oliver
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When you become a mom you just learn how to function sleep deprived and you do get used to it. I came back to work when Finley was three months old and the first few months were rough. Then somehow you learn to exist on no sleep and now when he does upon occasion sleep through the night, which is like a full six hours, you're pretty sure he's suffocating. So you don't sleep anyway.
Holly Marie Combs
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Couldn't sleep, wouldn't sleep. Love came and told me, shouldn't sleep. Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I.
Beegie Adair
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