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Sleep Early Funny Quotes & Sayings
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Thanks for coming in early and staying late because I have kids and you don't.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Sleep is like the unicorn it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.
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Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.
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If you do something you're going to regret in the morning, sleep late!
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Every time my grandparents sleep over, they snore through the night.
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If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
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Measure your health by your sympathy with morning and Spring. If there is no response in you to the awakening of nature, if the prospect of an early morning walk does not banish sleep, if the warble of the first bluebird does not thrill you, know tha
Henry David Thoreau
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Will Shriner
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When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen.
Oscar Levant
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I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.
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It's funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
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I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
Nasir Jones
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I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible.
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
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I predict Obama will get an early lead, then all the Republicans will get off of work.
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