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Sperm Donor Not A Dad Picture Quotes & Sayings
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Im an organ donor, need anything?
Unknown
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Could be an organ donor the way I give up my heart.
Andre 3000
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DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: pu... SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!
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My step dad is more of a father figure then my real dad could ever dream of being.
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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
Lenny Bruce
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Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture... Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.
Norman Vincent Peale
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I've always traveled with a picture of my daughter from 1989, her kindergarten school picture, that has 'I love you, Daddy' written on it. She's always made fun of me because I never changed that picture out. It's like my resistance to her getting older. It was the first thing she'd ever written to me and it means the world to me.
Kiefer Sutherland
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I wish I could go back to being a sperm cell, those were the days.
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Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.
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I wish Hallmark made a Deadbeat Dad Christmas card.
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Those of you who do have a father cherish every moment, I don't know what it's like because my dad was never there for me.
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Your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink.
Jethro Tull
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Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.
Emile M Cioran
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Politicians are like sperm. One in a million turn out to be an actual human being.
Unknown
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Late night organ donor. After that he disown yah. After that he's just hopeless. Soul mates become soulless.
Kanye West
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When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Mitt Romney
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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase: 'Thanks for coming.'
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Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
Bjork
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Further, Japan is the second largest donor in Iraq after the United States, with over $5 billion dollars for humanitarian, infrastructure and reconstruction projects.
Michael K Simpson
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My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?
David Hyde Pierce
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