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Steven Wright Millionen Wright Million Quotes & Sayings
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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
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I invented the cordless extension cord.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
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I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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