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Success By Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings
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s.. relieves tension - love causes it.
Woody Allen
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If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
Salman Rushdie
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I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Woody Allen
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Woody Allen
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Woody Allen
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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Woody Allen
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Judith Viorst
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Woody Allen
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
Woody Allen
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Woody Allen
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Woody Allen
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Woody Allen
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Woody Allen
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Woody Allen
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