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The Best Fat People Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People in this country haven't stopped hating fat people, but they've become more kind to me, since in our culture, even though we hate our fat people, we love our celebrities even more.
Camryn Manheim
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
Susan Powter
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I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Lloyd Kaufman
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Your mama so fat, I took a picture with her last christmas and it's still printing.
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Shit I hate when skinny people complain how fat they are.
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
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You are so big, you plays hopscotch like, 'Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania...'
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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Being overweight myself, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's other fat people who let their bellies hang out...
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If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
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If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
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Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
Arsene Wenger
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr
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