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Toilet Paper Quotes & Sayings
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
Charles Bukowski
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Unknown
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Yeah, but aint never had an album out or nothin like that, so youll see. Im sellin everything, man. Wall Street Black toilet paper, wipe ya ass, Black! That way you cant be embarrassed by your shi stainssome shit like that.
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Sterling
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
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I'ma pull paper, it's all about the papers. bi...es talkin' paper then how they wanna .... us.
Dmx
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I try not to change my political point of view from paper to paper.
Jonathan Shapiro
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I always liked spending my money, even when I was a kid, when I had a paper round or paper route, as they call it over here.
Elton John
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
Lil Wayne
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
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Paper Chasin' Tell The Paper Look, I'm Rite Behind Ya, bi... Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna
Lil Wayne
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I think I have already signed some scrap of paper for every man, woman, and child in the United States. What do they do with all those scraps of paper with my signature on it?
Vida Blue
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My pockets got paper on paper. This shit just look like a novel.
Big Sean
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The worst thing you can do is censor yourself as the pencil hits the paper. You must not edit until you get it all on paper. If you can put everything down, stream-of-consciousness, you'll do yourself a service.
Stephen Sondheim
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It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee on my paper.
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