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Turtle Slow Quotes & Sayings
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Smoke more weed, Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed.
Ari Gold
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At least you guys can look good while being fat, all I look like a turtle. Not that I look good when I'm thin, I was thin when I was a kid.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a milking, Seven swans a swimming, Six geese a laying, Five golden rings, Four calling birds, Three French Hens, Two turtle doves And a Partridge in a pear tree.
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We'll get there faster if we take it slow.
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I tell a ho to speed up. She slow and she can keep up. We know we always out but somehow they would never see us.
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They say she needs to slow down
David Guetta
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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"You ever walk behind someone walking so slow slow you have to hold yourself back from stabbing them? '...You better move it along, huh. My walker has wheels for a reason." You ever walk next to that stranger who wants to walk the same speed as you? '...Get the fu.. away from me... what are we--on a date here? I don't even know you.' Sometimes I find myself being a weirdo... you ever been walking next to some stranger and for no reason at all you decide that if you beat them to the corner, you'll be a millionaire? They're like, 'whatever'. HAHA! I get to press the walk button for you! ... You think those walk buttons do anything? I think some guy at the government was like, 'What can we give the morons to press? How bout a button!?' You always press 'em, you're like, '...maybe I didn't press it hard enough...' Then someone will come up and be like, 'Did you press it?' --'Yeah, I pressed it.' They're like, 'Why don't you press it again?'--'You're like, 'Yeah I'll press it again.' Then a
Jim Gaffigan
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This time we'll take it slow.
John Legend
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I was indeed very slow as a youngster.
Roger Penrose
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Never be afraid to slow down.
Unknown
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Hey, slow it down.
Adam Lambert
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Don't wanna take it slow
Deftones
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I want people to know I am not going to let this slow me down!
Nick Jonas
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Where belief is painful we are slow to believe.
Ovid
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He must be lightning slow.
Ron Atkinson
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Slow down once in a while and just appreciate the moments in life.
Unknown
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Death by starvation is slow.
Mary Austin
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Slow down, everyone. You're moving too fast.
Jack Johnson
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We wanted to slow down. But one would let us.
June Carter Cash
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