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Us Mil Foxworthy 0411 Cropped Quotes & Sayings
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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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A free book that comes to my house full of nothing but women in their underwear? God Bless America!
Jeff Foxworthy
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Yeah they give me money but I gotta go and spend it Man, I been a bad little jew but I gotta pay the bills now so I gotta chill out I ain't walkin round like I'm splurging wit a mil now.
Mac Miller
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How you feel how you feel how you feel? Twenty five sittin on 25 mil.
Drake
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On life's list of fun things to do, [visiting my in-laws] comes in somewhere below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Jeff Foxworthy
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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Catching flight on them private planes, Ferrari doors I close 'em. Don't talk a mil, you ain't sold one, don't talk a pound, you ain't smoked one.
Wiz Khalifa
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Jeff Foxworthy
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Jeff Foxworthy
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You may be a redneck if...you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
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The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
Jeff Foxworthy
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