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Valentine Day Funny Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I prayed to God give me a great Valentine but He gave me a lot more. With you by my side, I can conquer the whole world. Happy Valentines Day! Be my Valentine forever.
Unknown
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The thirst people have because they want a Valentine.
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If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no.
Cesar Romero
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dir.. joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
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'No Valentine for Valentines Day' Remember that some people don't have a Mother on Mothers Day and some without a Father on Fathers Day.
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Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get down and intimate! Happy Valentines Day.
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For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.
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Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.
Dane Cook
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Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life.
Unknown
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
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Happy Valentine's Day to the person I've slept with most recently.
Unknown
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It's not what you do for me on Valentine's Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others.
Unknown
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Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do.
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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I plan to stare in your eyes for the whole day today. That's my plan for Valentine's Day. How does that sound to you? Happy Valentines Day sweetheart.
Unknown
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I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my Ex...Box 360!
Unknown
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I'm already hating myself at a single-on-Valentine's-Day level.
Unknown
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Let's have a fiscally but not s..ually conservative Valentine's Day
Unknown
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