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Valentine Day Funny Joke Quotes & Sayings
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
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If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special.
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Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
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Everyone just needs ONE day. One day to let go. A day to not worry. One day to be creative. A day to be sad, and a day to be happy. Everyone just needs one day to put that smile on their face and let their dreams come true. Its funny how one day can do so much.
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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Valentine day is the only day you want to feel the most love, embrace all the good times with your lover. Every memory is special, don't regret the one you love.
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May your Valentine's Day be full of all the sinful things people are giving up for Lent.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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Do you know how I am going to have a great Valentine's Day? I'm got to sit in a bed of roses, look at the lovely moon and wrap myself in your arms. Isn't that a great idea? Happy Valentines Day!
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To go from Girl, Interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief.
Elisabeth Moss
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Congratulations on being my first repeat Valentine.
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I have the best Valentine in the whole world. Thank you for being there for me. Happy Valentines Day!
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My Valentine runs on batteries.
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