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Very Funny Army Joke Quotes & Sayings
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The magnificent army that fought in Desert Storm is a great army, and it still is a magnificent army today. But it was one we designed for the Cold War, and the Cold War has been over for ten years now.
Eric Shinseki
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An army without culture is a dull-witted army, and a dull-witted army cannot defeat the enemy.
Mao Zedong
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Its crazy because people expect you to be funny all the time and every day is not a funny day. I go to funerals and people are like 'tell a joke' and 'say one of your lines in a movie.' ITS A FUNERAL MAN!
Chris Tucker
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A rich man's joke is always funny.
Thomas Edward Brown
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais
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A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.
Paul Feig
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A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
Menander Of Athens
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Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you've lost the whole thing.
W S Merwin
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The army is always the same. The sun and the moon change. The army knows no seasons.
Frank S Nugent
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One who sets the entire army in motion to chase an advantage will not attain it.
Sun Tzu
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'Tis not seasonable to call a man a traitor that has an army at his heels
John Selden
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They may attack me with an army of six hundred syllogisms; and if I do not recant, they will proclaim me a heretic
Desiderius Erasmus
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Army life was rough. Would you believe it, they actually wanted me to pitch three times a week.
Whitey Ford
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An army of principles can penetrate where an army of soldiers cannot.
Thomas Paine
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
Unknown
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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross
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