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Vodka Motel Condom Swallow Pricelessy Quotes & Sayings
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As the only woman, I was able to sit with the officers in front, with a glass of vodka in one hand and a cucumber in the other. That's how I went to my first war.
Asne Seierstad
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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If we only said safe s.., use a condom, we won't stop the spread of AIDS in this country.
Thabo Mbeki
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Sicker than if she gave me AIDS, plus some teeth decay. Then she stole my condom, try to auction it on eBay.
Mac Miller
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Sometimes I walk through the baby aisle at the grocery store as a reminder to always use a condom.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Jerry Lawler
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He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Bill Brasky
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Ya'll know me, cause I walk with a limp. Like an old school pi.p or a real og. I rocking VANS I'm in the sand I've a got a red bull and vodka up in my hand.
Lmfao
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Like I got trust issues. I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out. I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out.
Big Sean
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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You think I'm an inventor? "He created a d..k-skin condom, He hollowed out a pe..s and put it on", what the fu..? -Ben Stone
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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bi... please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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There is a certain kind of respect for authenticity today that there wasn't back in the days when they did 'Cleopatra,' where everything looked like a giant motel. People want to have it be authentic in the look, and authentic in the way people behave.
John Milius
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She swallow everything like (Kirby).
Wale
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Safe s.. - with a condom, rubber gloves and a wet suit is fine as long as you don't fall in love.
Kerry Thornley
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Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Tom T Hall
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We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards.
Robin Day
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I don't chase boys. I chase paper, my dreams, and my vodka.
Chanel Dudley
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Dont worry, dont cry, drink vodka and fly.
Unknown
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he drank down my last swallow.
Kenny Rogers
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