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Vonnegut Fart Quotes & Sayings
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I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal.
Kurt Vonnegut
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To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.
Kurt Vonnegut
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Make love when you can. It's good for you.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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.The insane, on occasion, are not without their charms
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Kurt Vonnegut
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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It is a very mixed blessing to be brought back from the dead.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John.
Kurt Vonnegut
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All this happened, more or less. The war parts, anyway, are pretty much true.
Kurt Vonnegut
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I wish a ni... would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
J Cole
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
Mena Suvari
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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
Unknown
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
Unknown
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Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Unknown
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It's the emptiest and yet the fullest of all human messages: 'Good-bye.'
Kurt Vonnegut
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