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What A Ride By George Carlin Quotes & Sayings
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
George Carlin
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
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The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election.
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George Carlin
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One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
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When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse
George Carlin
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I never ride just to ride. I ride to catch a fox. I play baseball to make the team.
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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George Carlin
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When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.
George Carlin
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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror
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We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
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Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.
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