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When I Give You A Lemon Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "When I Give You A Lemon" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.
Kevin Mitnick
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When I'm reading material, if I'm a little bit afraid of a part and I'm willing to admit that to myself, then I'll do it, definitely. If I'm worried about being able to do it, to get it - I absolutely just love it.
Jack Lemon
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Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. So if you give her crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
Unknown
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No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!
Peter Griffin
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How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.
Sidonie Gabrielle
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How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed.
Sidonie Gabrielle
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Someday I'll wish upon a star, And wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops. Away above the chimney tops. That's where you'll find me.
Eva Cassidy
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When you hot they like to screw you, but remember I got more control over your life than you do, I send red heads all up in your denim, everybody got a vest so I'm aiming for you lemon.
Lloyd Banks
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Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it's the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that's baked instead of fried.
Hugh Jackman
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When life gives you a lemon, you say "Oh, yeah, I love lemons, what else have you got?"
Unknown
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I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.
Bob Lemon
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Canary burgundy, I call it lemon red. Yellow diamonds in my ears, call em Lemonheads.
Camron
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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough.
Quentin Crisp
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I have lost someone I loved as a brother, as a closest friend, and a remarkable human being. We have also lost one of the best damn actors we'll ever see.
Jack Lemon
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Nobody deserves this much money -- certainly not an actor.
Jack Lemon
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From the simple stringing together of lemon garlands for the goddess Durga, to dividing the prasadam or blessed foods for the children first, I came to associate food not only with femininity, but also with purity and divinity.
Padma Lakshmi
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Lemon trees they don't make a sound. 'Til the branches bend and fruit falls to the ground. Baby, sweet baby.
Ruthie Foster
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Of this they drank half a pint every day, and sometimes more or less, as it operated, by way of gentle physic. Two others had each two oranges and one lemon given them every day. These they ate with greediness, at different times, upon an empty stomach.
James Lind
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Give me work to do, Give me health, Give me joy in simple things, Give me an eye for beauty, A tongue for truth, A heart that loves, A mind that reasons, A sympathy that understands. Give me neither malice nor envy, But a true kindness And a noble common sense. At the close of each day Give me a book And a friend with whom I can be silent.
S M Frazier
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a new friendship is just like unripe lemon or orange, with time either it may be sweet or sour.
Yashraj Suman
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