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s.. is more physical for men and more emotional for women.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde
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Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.
Bettina Arndt
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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde
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Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
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Former military guy & cop. Leprechauns freak me out.
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I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.
Mel Brooks
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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Winner of Worlds Best Wife Award. Category; Nagging.
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Think how great a proportion of mankind, consists of weak and ignorant men and women, and of inexperienced youth of both s..es, who have need of the motives of religion to restrain them from vice, to support their virtue, and retain them in the pract
Benjamin Franklin
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A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.
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It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot.
Honore De Balzac
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Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue.
Francis Bacon
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My fiance and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer.
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It takes people a long time to learn the difference between talent and genius, especially ambitious young men and women.
Louisa May Alcott
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How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives, while their husbands shop for fame and glory
Thomas Szas
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
Gloria Steinem
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