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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't understand basic bodily functions. They don't want to be bothered with it. But we bleed every month and we take care of babies, so we don't have any issues. I also end up killing all the bugs in my house. It's one of my favorite things to do: hunt spiders.
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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac s.. scandal.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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Every women deserves a man who respects her and every man deserves a women who appreciates his efforts.
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I Find a bit disturbing how some of you put all men of color into one category and refuse to date an entire race of men because of what you hear on the radio and what you see on television. Not all of us are like that. Wake up.
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Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking and all the children are above-average.
Garrison Keillor
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Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the s..es.
Oscar Wilde
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Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.
Lois Wyse
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Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.
Gloria Steinem
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Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions
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Woman was God's second mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree
Oscar Wilde
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A man is given the choice between loving women and understanding them
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Women are happier in the love they inspire than in that which they feel; men are just the contrary.
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A woman's life is a history of the affections
Washington Irving
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Men hate women because we always know where things are.
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Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail their failure must be but a challenge to others.
Amelia Earhart
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Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself
Roseanne
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Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.
Alexandre Dumas Père
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A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women
Edgar Wallace
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