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Woody Allen Marriageumption Quotes & Sayings
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Woody Allen
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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I am an only child. I have one sister.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
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Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
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