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Yo Momma So Thirsty Quotes & Sayings
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Older ho.. sayin', my how you've grown I came up, fu..ed the game up. Show my momma I'll survive on my own.
J Cole
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I saw they opened a KFC in China and the drumsticks are huge, even after you knock the paws off! Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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First time I saw online po.. I clicked on 'Mature' because I thought I was adult enough to see it. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of lube & booze. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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Sipping my beer glass before it bubbles over is about as ninja as my reflexes get these days. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
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After a few days of being in po.., my career is finally over. I was told I just didn't measure up. Stay thirsty my friends.
Unknown
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According to the Bible, Jesus hung around with whor..s and thieves. He would of loved Twitter. Stay thirsty my friends!
Unknown
6 Likes
The way you talk to me but still I say I love you. Im ashamed you can see it in my eyes. Momma always told me to respect the woman but what am I to do when her parents do not try.
Dirty Money
16 Likes
Since 1989 I have tackled every bill my momma has ever given me. Hadnt missed one. Now next they say, Prime didnt tackle let them know that yes he did.'
Deion Sanders
3 Likes
As long as you pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!
Haley James Scott
19 Likes
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You already know, she get it from her momma, fresher than the rest, yes! Shwaty be the best, yes! Gucci, channel, louis and prada, fresh!
Rock City
4 Likes
Baby I'm not crazy, I got swag like Patrick Schwayze ya know them haters never phase me that's not how my momma raised me.
Justin Bieber
108 Likes
Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!
Unknown
61 Likes
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I told my Momma grab you any kind of car. Girl cause you my shining star, I love you everywhere you are.
Big Sean
3 Likes
Since they wanna talk, I went and bought another chain. Forty cars, I gotta put em in my momma name.
Rick Ross
6 Likes
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Every minute that my heart pump blood. fu.. what you heard momma raised a fu..in thug.
Ace Hood
8 Likes
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
Steve Harvey
15 Likes
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirsty.
Biggie
5 Likes
Dating a stripper is like eating noisy chips in church...everyone looks at you disgustingly, but deep down inside they want some too. Stay thirsty my friends.
Unknown
7 Likes
There comes a moment on a journey when something sweet, something irresistible and charming as wine raised to thirsty lips, wells up in the traveller's being.
Patrick MacGill
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