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You May Wear The Pants But I Control The Zipper Quotes & Sayings
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If some one is talking too much ask them 'Is my pant zipper down?' when they say no tell them 'Then why is your mouth open?'
Unknown
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But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
Leah Remini
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Multinational corporations do control. They control the politicians. They control the media. They control the pattern of consumption, entertainment, thinking. They're destroying the planet and laying the foundation for violent outbursts and racial division.
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I used to wear heels because I wanted to show people I wasn't ashamed of being tall. But I don't wear them any more because you don't have to wear heels to be beautiful. I can't even remember the last time I wore heels.
Elle Macpherson
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I love clothes. I can't control myself. I have a huge fetish for sho.. and clothes and make-up. I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to wear things over and over again.
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Pants or no pants?
Lo Bosworth
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Although most of us realize what we control and do not control, we live as though we do not really know, and in some cases we spend years focusing on things we cannot control.
Darren L Johnson
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You can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out.
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I want you to take over control. Take over control. Take take take take over control. Oh oh oh, I want you to take over control. Plug it in and turn me on.
Afrojack
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The closest to being in control we will ever be is in that moment that we realize we're not.
Brian Kessler
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You know what is the worst thing about being rejected? The lack of control. If I could only control the where and how of being dumped, it wouldnt seem as bad.
Nick Hornby
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I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big sho.., a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the sho.. large.
Charlie Chaplin
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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Today, stop trying to control anything but yourself. You can't control the world, but you can control yourself.
Joyce Meyer
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I do like having my ears pierced, because there's a lot more choice in pierced earrings than there is with clip-ons, and they're a lot more comfortable to wear - Sometimes I completely forget I've got them in and end up going to sleep wearing them. But I'll never be one of those women who feel that they always have to wear earrings and aren't properly dressed without them. For me, they'll always be something I wear occasionally to complete a special outfit, or for a part in a movie.
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The government wants to control the banks, just as it now controls GM and Chrysler, and will surely control the health industry in the not-too-distant future. Keeping them TARP-stuffed is the key to control.
Stuart Varney
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You must have control on your desire otherwise they will control you.
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You can't control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude, and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you.
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Wear it. Get that guyliner on, smudge it, and wear it. And don't wash it off, it looks better after its been on for a few days.
Adam Lambert
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You wear Enyce, but I wear Louis. I drop 600 boys on these Guccis.
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