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I just can't wait until the day I hear a happy love song on the radio and don't wanna smash the damn thing.
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All these people discussing my career again. Asking if I'll be going platinum in a year again. Don't I got the shit the world wanna hear again? Don't Michael Jordan still got his hoop earing in?
Drake
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Oh! Wanna dance with somebody. I wanna feel the heat with somebody. Yeah! Wanna dance with somebody. With somebody who loves me.
Whitney Houston
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I wanna see more gardens and trees in the hood! I wanna see better quality food. I wanna see respect for self!
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You wanna be the one in control, you wanna be the one who's alive, you wanna be the one who's old, it's not a matter of luck, it's just a matter of time.
30 Seconds To Mars
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I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon.
George W Bush
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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Fake friends are like actors, they will laugh and joke with you til they hear cut and then later they will talk about you behind the scenes.
Rasheed Bryant
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I wanna record these girls individually. And then, I wanna cut a blues album on me. But all of it, original stuff, you know. When I listen to the blues today, it's like they all sounds similar. I wanna do something different, to try to add to the blues flavor.
Ike Turner
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here's a few snake a.. ni...s to bite you. I don't wanna hear why some ni...s like you. Old ni...s mentally still in high school. Since the tight jeans they never liked you.
Kanye West
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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You're like the lyrics to my favorite song. You stick with me all day long. And when I reach the end I wanna hear it again.
Toby Mac
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Still...boy, still gang banger with my gang boys. Swagged up, still rocking big chains boy. Who wanna hear that chopper make noise?
Juelz Santana
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I hear you want somebody you can call Boo, I will change my name to Boo and fu.. around and call you now what you wanna do.
Lil Wayne
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If I play to win will I make it out? I'm tired of feeling my heart, Lord I just wanna sc.... it out. This the road less traveled, shit I just gotta stay the route. I hear the hate and all the betrayal I just gotta phase it out.
Big Krit
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I wanna know everything about you, and wanna go down every road youve been. Where your hopes and dreams and wishes live. Where you keep the rest of your life hid. I wanna know the girl behind that pretty stare. Take me there.
Luke Bryan
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Fake friends will tell you what you wanna hear. Real friends will prove it and actually be there.
Alex Talman
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I don't wanna close my eyes. I don't wanna fall asleep, cause I'll miss you babe. And I don't wanna miss a thing.
Aerosmith
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