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I like my men like I like my tea: hot and strong!
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Sometimes I wonder if MEN have any INTELLIGENCE at all...because more often than not, they make decisions with THE HEAD in their PANTS not THE HEAD on their SHOULDERS!
Ginger Gibson
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Not every man who courts you, loves you. Some are just testing your stupidity!
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Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.
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If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.
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Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.
Daniel Ellis
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Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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W.I.F.E = Washing, Ironing, F*cking, Etc.
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
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A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and it's half empty.
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I wish women were like hockey...Only twenty minute periods.
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Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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If you never want to see a man again, say, I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children they leave skid marks.
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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
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