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Men And Women Quotes About Humor
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13 Men And Women quotes tagged with Humor.
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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A man wears the pants in a relationship but the woman tells the man which pair to put on.
Unknown
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God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Unknown
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
Nikhil Saluja
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and try not to understand her at all
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Just a reminder of MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. .
Ritu Ghatourey
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
Nishan Panwar
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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Hussein Nishah
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
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Men are like Bluetooth: He is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away...Women are like Wi-Fi: She sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one...
Unknown
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For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
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