I Called My Wife Up On The Cell Phone And Said Baby You Aint Gonna Believe This, I Go, We Just Hit A Deer With The Airplane. And There Was A Silence On The Other End Of The Line Followed By...OH MY GOD.! Were You On The Ground? I Said 'Nope, Santa Was Making One Last Run...' - SearchQuotes

About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap

Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us

Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest

Close

Submit Quote

Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes

Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics

Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors

Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures

I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, I go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by...OH MY GOD.! Were you on the ground? I said 'Nope, Santa was making one last run...'

Bill Engvall

14 Likes

14 Comments

RELATED QUOTES

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

28 Likes

Sponsored Links

I thought 'RV' stood for 'Recreational Vehicle.' No! It stands for 'Ruins Vacations.'

4 Likes

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say 'My Bad!'

8 Likes

Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button.

6 Likes

I discovered two very important facts that day; Number one: The springs will pull the hair out of your legs, and Number two: the dog doesn't like to bounce.

5 Likes

Sponsored Links

Welcome to my garage! This is where I go to get away from the honey-do list.

5 Likes

No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.

4 Likes

I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.

11 Likes

Go 'it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!' And my wife goes 'Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?',and I said 'Exactly!'

7 Likes

I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible for the first $10,000 worth of damage.' Number two: 'We have medication for this.' And number three: 'It was more than an ounce and he was less than a hundred yards from the school.'

25 Likes

Sponsored Links

My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.

4 Likes

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

11 Likes

TRENDING

ABOUT

Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us

OUR GOAL

Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.

© 2024 SearchQuotes™