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The only real failure in life is the failure to try.

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If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?

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The only service I can offer some people is sarcasm.

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Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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You grow on people, but so does cancer.

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Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

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If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

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When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*ck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

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Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

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