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Steven Wright Quotes & Sayings
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107 entries tagged including 27 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, 'I want my daughter back by 8:15.' I said, 'The middle of August? Cool!'
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
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How young can you die of old age?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
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Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
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I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
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