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A Fart Is Just A Cryed Up World Quotes & Sayings
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Every single time we had to do a threatening thing to each other, for one thing, you always have your shirt off, and so in the tent scene I literally grabbed your breast. And its very difficult to remain in the moment. Also, in that tent scene, I cant really get over the fact that the world thought sounds like fart.
Robert Pattinson
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
Jenny McCarthy
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
Unknown
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
Blink 182
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Dear Baby, I realize that we are miles apart, but just know my feelings for you are still the same. Just hearing your name makes my heart race. I miss you more and more. I understand we brooke up, and just the though of you with her hurts me even more and more. You lied and I cryed. You left, and I stayed. You ripped my heart out, and after all this still just thinking about us makes me want you back. I want the best for you even if the best isn't me. Just know that where ever you go, I love you.
Hannah Hudnall
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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