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A Pat Of Hot Butter Quotes & Sayings
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons, berates them, shakes his antlers, paws the ground, snorts, runs them off into the underbrush, but when his daughter puts her arm over his shoulder and says, "Daddy, I need to ask you something," he is a pat of butter in a hot frying pan.
Garrison Keillor
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What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
Dianne Wiest
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Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter!
Blake Lively
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I tried the low-carb bread. Have you tried it? It's horrible. I tasted it. I thought the wrapper was still on. It's not like it went bad, it never went good. They have 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' they should call it, 'This Ain't Bread.' 'Cause it looks like bread, but it has no other properties of bread. I said, 'You know what? I'll butter it. That'll make it better.' Butter won't go on it. It slides right off. The butter's like, 'Where are you putting me?' Jam and jelly beads up and fall off it. Did they Scotch-guard this at the factory? You know what I'll do? It's okay, I'll toast it. I'll make a sandwich, I'll toast it. It's better when you toast it. It doesn't toast. You can't toast it. I'm out in the garage with a blow torch. It's absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile.
John Pinette
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We can do without butter, but, despite all our love of peace, not without arms. One cannot shoot with butter, but with guns.
Joseph Goebbels
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The throat and neck are the hot spots for Taurus. Lightly rub the neck, kiss it gently, lick it lightly to make them melt like butter.
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
Barry Goldwater
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That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time and youre allergic to peanut butter.
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Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.
Hermann Goering
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Cause de speaker and de mixer. De turntable and de echo chamba. Pump it all up! Everybody in a pressure It hot! It hot! It hot!
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Music it hot it hot like fire. Hotter than hot like boiling water.
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I can get whatever I want and Billabong picks up the bill. Its Christmas. Its the best thing ever. The best dream ever. Shapers go hot and cold, just like surfers. So when I hear a shaper gets hot, Im just boom, on it. JS has been hot for years now.
Andy Irons
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Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
Shane Dawson
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Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter.
Lavina Christensen Fugal
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Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before it is too late. ... Praise them for important things, even if you have to stretch them a bit. Praise them a lot. They live on it like bread and butter and they need it more than bread and butter.
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Good body gal well ever hot, yuh never flop. Mek di world know sey when yuh hot, yuh jus hot.
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A lot of the songs start with an image. I was sitting there playing the guitar and I pictured this old, dirty green car, with the window rolled down, in the hot, hot, hot Texas heat, and this beautiful woman I knew when I was a kid sitting behind the wheel, looking out at me.
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Get high, I'd love to blaze you high as the sky but it hot, Wyte how hot? So hot ya brain about to fry.
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I don't want people thinking of me s..ually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then. It just completely throws people off. I had a couple of offers to do some hot scenes in the shower with some guy and to make it real hot and s..y. The next thing you know, I'd be the next J.Lo or something. But that's easy. I want it the hard way.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be fu..in while you ni...s out on hot dates.
Ludacris
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