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Alcohol And Jesus Quotes & Sayings
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Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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When your crying yourself to sleep, know that Jesus is lending his shoulder to you. When your pushed to the ground, know that Jesus is holding out his hands to you. When you feel like dying, know that Jesus died to let you live. When you feel like no one loves you, know that Jesus loves you more than you can imagine.
Taylor Greger
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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You may never know that JESUS is all you need, until JESUS is all you have.
Ritu Ghatourey
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It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run. It's a dangerous drug.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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In Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ alone forgiveness of sin and guilt is possible. Eternal life is possible in Jesus Christ alone.
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I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me? I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss why are you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even. They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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