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Alcohol Call Ex Lover Quotes & Sayings
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... If you dont like me theres the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put this on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. Thats just me, so give me a break. Call me wierd, call me a geek, call me what you want. Im just that unique:)
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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
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They call me the juice the no chicken lover
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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I got the regular call, that they were doing a Broadway musical of Hairspray, and would I come and audition. I was familiar with the movie, because at the time it came out my lover wrote for Premiere magazine, and we had to see everything.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run. It's a dangerous drug.
John Hunter
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Call me a slut, call me a whor... Call me annoying, call me a bore. Call me whatever the hell you adore, cause I don't care anymore.
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Call me a flirt, call me a fake, that's just me so give me a break. Call me weird, call me a geek, call me what you want, I'm just unique.
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you need more than the Gerhard Richter hanging on your wall. A chauffeur-driven limousine on call. To drive your wife and lover to a white tie ball.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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