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As a kid, when I would hurt myself my mom would rub alcohol on it. Which is why I drink, I'm just putting alcohol on where it hurts the most...The inside.
Jason Santana
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She only smokes when she drinks. She only drinks now and then. Now and then when she's tired of being let down by men...
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If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic?
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Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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It's absolutely absurd to even consider voting on Sunday alcohol sales. I am opposed to alcohol period. It doesn't do anybody any good in the long run. It's a dangerous drug.
John Hunter
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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I'd rather see you drink a glass of wine than a glass of milk. So many people drink Coca-Cola and all these soft drinks with sugar. Some of these drinks have 8 or 9 teaspoons of sugar in them What's the good of living if you can't have the things that give a little enjoyment?
Jack LaLanne
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Hardly anyone has noticed that in the Northern Hemisphere people stir their drinks counterclockwise, whereas the same people stir their drinks clockwise when visiting the Southern Hemisphere.
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I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitos that keep biting me?
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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