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When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the swamp.
Ronald Reagan
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Writing fantasy lets me imagine a great deal more than, say, writing about alligators, and lets me write about places more distant than Florida, but I can tell you things about Florida and alligators, let you make the connection all on your own.
Terry Brooks
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The collapse of the justice, I can smell your armpits.
Live (Band)
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I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this.
Lady Sovereign
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The best thing to do is just leave them alone. Alligators want to be away from you just as much as you want to be away from them.
Jack Hannah
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I love the smell of armpits in the morning. It's like victory.
Ozzy Osbourne
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I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
Olin Miller
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Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
Pink
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In the next election can we vote to ban those ribbon things that kind of keep clothing on hangers but really just hang out of your armpits?
Olivia Wilde
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My father being an outdoors person, he used to take us on quite a few adventures thorugh the wild areas down there, introducing us to alligators and rattlesnakes and all the trees and plants.
Jim Fowler
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Besides alligators, the only animals to be feared are the poisonous serpents. These are certainly common enough in the forest, but no fatal accident happened during the whole time of my residence.
Henry Walter Bates
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Court dates, still trial. My rep is a reptile. Now later, alligators. I step on a work like a step child.
2 Chainz
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Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Alligators gonna aligate...
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Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
Olin Miller
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I don't want people thinking of me s..ually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to me for what I am saying. And I think the best way to do that is to sniff my armpits, and like, sit and burp every now and then. It just completely throws people off. I had a couple of offers to do some hot scenes in the shower with some guy and to make it real hot and s..y. The next thing you know, I'd be the next J.Lo or something. But that's easy. I want it the hard way.
Michelle Rodriguez
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Man is little more than densely compressed layers of epidermis upon a vertebrate skeletal frame tightly wrapped in cyclical contradiction. Being conceived with a brain that renders him ambulatory and self-sufficient distinguishes him from no earthen species. Reasoning however, above logic, makes him more affable than alligators and infinitely more dangerous. © L. Vincent Majestic / March 12, 2005
L Vincent Majestic
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What all the ads and all the whor..oscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your eyelashes, your armpits, your crotch, your stars, your scars, and your choice of Scotch in bars--you would meet a beautiful, powerful, potent, and rich man who would satisfy every longing, fill every hole, make your heart skip a beat (or stand still), make you misty, and fly you to the moon (preferably on gossamer wings), where you would live totally satisfied forever.
Erica Jong
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