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Back To School Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!
Billy Madison
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
Unknown
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You grow up so fast in high school. It's not something you wait for, it just kind of happens. One day you'll look back and be proud of who you've become, but at the same time, you'll miss who you were.
Unknown
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A high school in Georgia has banned its cheerleaders from displaying football banners with biblical verses on them as school-sponsored groups cannot promote a particular religious view. I believe the quote in question refers to Jesus, who once said of the Pharasees, 'push 'em back, push 'em back, waaaay back.
Seth Meyers
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Our son is in school now. You know, he's six-and-a-half and so a big chunk of the day is taken up by school. So I'm hoping that I'll be able to certainly take him to school in the morning, maybe pick him up in the afternoon and come back to work.
Connie Chung
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When we go back to school it's gonna be like coming back to school from the summer everyone's gonna be hugging each other like a big reunion.
Unknown
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Today is like our first day of School, the butterflies are back as we remember the friends we made years ago. Our future may not be going down the same path, but our friendship we will always have. Till we meet again.
Theresa Alfaro
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In high school, there are so many cliques. You're never safe. In between my junior and senior years, I went away to film Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and I came back ready to do the things with my friends that we always did, but things change. People get older, and there are some inside jokes that you don't know about that have happened. You feel lost for a while, and it's hard to come back from that. Then the friends who have 'replaced' you are territorial. I've experienced that a little bit. There are catty, insecure, and gossipy girls everywhere, but for me, I don't think it's a matter of any of them being genuinely bad at heart. I just think that maybe the different ways in which people are raised make them different and insecure. They point out the bad things in others just to make themselves feel better. It's everywhere.
Blake Lively
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
Unknown
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When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.
Megan Fox
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When my enemy is absent from school and I'm just like...'Thats right, b*tch. dont ever come back.'
Unknown
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I had a hard time going back to school after T2. I really didn't want to go to private school.
Edward Furlong
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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If I see one person complain about going back to school I'm done. people lost their homes and lives, and you're complaining about school.
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To the high schoolers going back to school today: Be a light in your school this year. Whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.
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I wouldn't mind going back to school if Hogwarts was my school...
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I have always had school sickness, as others have seasickness. I cried when it was time to go back to school long after I was old enough to be ashamed of such behavior.
Jacques Derrida
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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I wish school was always as laid back as the first day of school is...
Unknown
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You can never rely on musicians. I quit high school at one point to make a go of it with this band and we kept breaking up. So I went back to school.
David James Elliott
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