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Bartender: Quotes & Sayings
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Unknown
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You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Don Marquis
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Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It's like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender.
Carre Otis
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I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
Jonathan Frid
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
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Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bi...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started thinking about how cool it was.
Brandon Routh
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Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after three days in the ground.
Simon And Garfunkel
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Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
Anchorman
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We could get Love Drunk together, tell the bartender Two shots of Forever.
Unknown
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
Al McGuire
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I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.
Al McGuire
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Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by kelsey].
Archie Bunker
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I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender there used to call me Boom Boom. I don't know why, but he did.
John Lee Hooker
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He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the Bartender
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
W C Fields
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Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.
Les Paul
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Peter Bretter: Hi, can I have another Bloody Mary, please? Female Bartender: You're still working on that one. Peter Bretter: It's an anticipatory order.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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