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Be So Thirsty Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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To be thirsty and to drink water is the perfection of sensuality rarely achieved. Sometimes you drink water; other times you are thirsty.
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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To all those who said I couldn't make jokes about blind people...watch me.
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