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Beard Joked Quotes & Sayings
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But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.
Bill Walton
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There was an old man with a beard, Who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard
Edward Lear
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There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
Jean Cocteau
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People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.
Paul Gray
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For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend's garden. We often joked that there was plenty of film in the fridge, but not too much food!
Nigel Dennis
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I've always joked about Joe Montana not appreciating his Super Bowls nearly as much as I do because he never lost one. We lost three before we got one.
John Elway
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There have been a few times when I've joked about 'leaving myself at the door' to fully commit to being him. He does so many things that I would never do or be caught doing, but to actually do them and be forced out of my comfort zone has been a good thing for me. I'm referring to doing the 'Single Ladies' dance in Episode 103.
Chris Colfer
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Where would we be without salt?
James Beard
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When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Charles A Beard
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Excuse me, I have a pink beard.
Dimebag Darrell
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fu.. me in the beard. -Martin
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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The results of philanthropy are always beyond calculation.
Miriam Beard
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Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.
Alvah Bessie
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And your beard is so...twisted. -Jasmine
Disney Princess
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I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher.
Aulus Gellius
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Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
James Beard
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I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around.
James Beard
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When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.
Charles Austin Beard
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You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.
GKChesterton
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The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it knows you're afraid of it.
James Beard
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